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how tall are you doing?
I’m five foot and my boyfriend slid down the railing on some stairs, landed on his ankle wrong and has some sort of massive sprain and I’m nursing him back to heath with boneless pork ribs and rubbing my smooth ass on him inches.
Thanks for asking, Max <3
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Today my boyfriend asked me to help him make a tumblr
So now he can read all of the terrible things you people ask me, like how am I doing and how tall am I.
You monsters.
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Anonymous asked: All I want is to watch u cum a whole bunch with your hitachi. Let me know how much. It won't let me leave my email but I have you added on Skype. My name is Jeremy Jagusch on there. I've bought shows from you before.
I don’t even got one yet. My birthday is next month if you want to get me one I’ll give you the free show of your life.
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Anonymous asked: You have the five W's of blogging: Wow, Woo-hoo, Way-hot, Weird and What-the-hmmt?
You forgot about wieners. It’s not on my blog, but it is a quality I like in my blogs. Dicks rubbing on other dicks as far as the eye can see.
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Anonymous asked: Do you still do private shows? If so how do I get ahold of you for this?
I’ll make an announcement when things are sorted out and then you’d get a hold of me by anonymously (or not anon) giving me your contact information and then you tell me what you want me to do and then if it’s not bizarre, we do it.
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In love with my lumps today
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My booty butt got the gift of spanks
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Anonymous asked: I love your blog, its a roller coaster of emotions.. I go from ha-ha to BOING! in the space of a few minutes. Question of the day, is it possible to laugh and orgasm at the same time?
Yes. It’s called a hitachi magic wand. Where you cum so hard so many times that you’re crying and laughing and cumming all at once.
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Anonymous asked: Hey, think of it like this: someone cares enough for you to get up and bring you that glass of water. That's a pretty good life to me.
Someone likes that thing I do with my throat.
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Anonymous asked: Ugh, I hate that sort of thing. With me, it always seems to be the urge to use the bathroom as soon as I get naked and comfy. No matter if I've already used it lately or not.
I was the biggest jerk in the world and called downstairs to get me a drink.
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Anonymous asked: How are you doing tonight Shell? And do you mind if I call you that, or would you prefer something else?
Shell is acceptable. Shell and Rachelle are about the only things I will respond to in a pleasant manner. Thanks for asking though. I am doing alright. Winding down for the night. Wish I had a glass of water, but I’m naked and I don’t want to go downstairs.
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My Sex Life: volume II
On Sunday, my boyfriend and I were roughhousing in bed, naked. He rubbed his face against my chest, and the ball bearing from one of my nipple rings got caught on his nose, and when he pulled back, it hurt very badly. I had to put an ice pack on my nipple and mope about for a bit, but then I got done in my butt.
Yeeah
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Anonymous asked: I like how one of your anons said that "sperm" would be a reason why you would get pregnant. I'd say he's about right. haha That had me laughing,
It’s not so much the sperm as it is the backstabbing little eggs that my body produces for some reason. Sperm would just be a harmless fluid if it weren’t for those damned eggs.
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Anonymous asked: What would it take to become your online cuckold?
That’s not my bag, and if it were, I wouldn’t be accepting strangers from the internet.
